The Honest Cat Guide · Vol. I
Cat Breeds Chart Poster
A funny cat breeds chart poster: twelve vintage engravings of the most popular cats in America, from the orange tabby to the Sphynx, each with one honest line from a vet.
Orange Tabby: Runs on one brain cell.
Maine Coon: Chirps instead of meowing.
Black Cat: Impossible to photograph.
Ragdoll: Goes limp when you pick it up.
Siamese: Has opinions. Shares them loudly.
Tuxedo Cat: Always dressed for dinner.
Bengal: Needs a job. Will invent one.
British Shorthair: Loves you. From across the room.
Persian: Brush daily. Or else.
Sphynx: Not hypoallergenic. Sorry.
Calico Cat: Almost always a girl.
Russian Blue: Hides when guests arrive.
Worth every scratch.
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Size guide
- 12 × 18 in
- 30 × 46 cm — fits a shelf, desk wall or narrow spot
- 16 × 24 in
- 41 × 61 cm — the all-rounder for most walls
- 24 × 36 in
- 61 × 91 cm — a statement piece, classic movie-poster size
All sizes share the same 2:3 shape, so the artwork is never cropped.
Frames add about ½ in (1–1.5 cm) on each side.
- The print only — no frame or hanger included
- Premium matte paper, 200 gsm (80 lb) — thick, smooth and glare-free
- Ships rolled in a sturdy tube
- Responsibly sourced paper (FSC-certified or equivalent)
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