The Honest Breed Guide · Vol. I
Dog Breeds Chart Poster
A funny dog breeds chart poster: twelve vintage engravings of the most popular dog breeds in America, from the French Bulldog to the Australian Shepherd, each with one honest line from a vet.
French Bulldog: Snores louder than your uncle.
Labrador Retriever: Eats everything. Twice.
Golden Retriever: Greets burglars like family.
German Shepherd: Barks at leaves. And shadows.
Poodle: Smarter than you. Knows it.
Dachshund: Picks fights with Great Danes.
Beagle: Nose in charge. Brain optional.
Rottweiler: Thinks it’s a 120 lb lapdog.
English Bulldog: Sleeps 23 hours. Drools for 1.
German Shorthaired Pointer: Points at birds, squirrels, toast.
Pembroke Welsh Corgi: Short legs. Big boss energy.
Australian Shepherd: Needs a job. Or eats your sofa.
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Size guide
- 12 × 18 in
- 30 × 46 cm — fits a shelf, desk wall or narrow spot
- 16 × 24 in
- 41 × 61 cm — the all-rounder for most walls
- 24 × 36 in
- 61 × 91 cm — a statement piece, classic movie-poster size
All sizes share the same 2:3 shape, so the artwork is never cropped.
Frames add about ½ in (1–1.5 cm) on each side.
- The print only — no frame or hanger included
- Premium matte paper, 200 gsm (80 lb) — thick, smooth and glare-free
- Ships rolled in a sturdy tube
- Responsibly sourced paper (FSC-certified or equivalent)
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