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The Honest Breed Guide · Vol. I

Miniature Schnauzer Poster

A funny Miniature Schnauzer poster from a vet who knows exactly where stolen bacon leads. Vintage engraving style — a gift for any Schnauzer lover.

On the poster

Old man eyebrows since birth.

Reports the mailman. Daily.

Stole the bacon. Met the vet.

Worth every cent.

$29.00

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Size guide
12 × 18 in
30 × 46 cm — fits a shelf, desk wall or narrow spot
16 × 24 in
41 × 61 cm — the all-rounder for most walls
24 × 36 in
61 × 91 cm — a statement piece, classic movie-poster size

All sizes share the same 2:3 shape, so the artwork is never cropped.

Frames add about ½ in (1–1.5 cm) on each side.

  • The print only — no frame or hanger included
  • Premium matte paper, 200 gsm (80 lb) — thick, smooth and glare-free
  • Ships rolled in a sturdy tube
  • Responsibly sourced paper (FSC-certified or equivalent)
Printed in the USA — made to order and shipped free
Designed by a veterinarian
Made to order — no returns for change of mind. Arrives damaged? We'll reprint it free.

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