The Honest Breed Guide · Vol. I
Miniature Schnauzer Poster
A funny Miniature Schnauzer poster from a vet who knows exactly where stolen bacon leads. Vintage engraving style — a gift for any Schnauzer lover.
Old man eyebrows since birth.
Reports the mailman. Daily.
Stole the bacon. Met the vet.
Worth every cent.
$29.00
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Size guide
- 12 × 18 in
- 30 × 46 cm — fits a shelf, desk wall or narrow spot
- 16 × 24 in
- 41 × 61 cm — the all-rounder for most walls
- 24 × 36 in
- 61 × 91 cm — a statement piece, classic movie-poster size
All sizes share the same 2:3 shape, so the artwork is never cropped.
Frames add about ½ in (1–1.5 cm) on each side.
- The print only — no frame or hanger included
- Premium matte paper, 200 gsm (80 lb) — thick, smooth and glare-free
- Ships rolled in a sturdy tube
- Responsibly sourced paper (FSC-certified or equivalent)
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