PawOnInk Pictures · Creature of the Kitchen Counter
Great Dane Movie Poster
A funny Great Dane movie poster: a harlequin Great Dane stands at the kitchen counter with the last drumstick of the roast chicken, eyeing the pie on the windowsill next. Retro 1950s B-movie style.
Creature of the Kitchen Counter
Nothing above the floor is safe.
A PawOnInk Picture · Starring One Great Dane
$29.00
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Size guide
- 12 × 18 in
- 30 × 46 cm — fits a shelf, desk wall or narrow spot
- 16 × 24 in
- 41 × 61 cm — the all-rounder for most walls
- 24 × 36 in
- 61 × 91 cm — a statement piece, classic movie-poster size
All sizes share the same 2:3 shape, so the artwork is never cropped.
Frames add about ½ in (1–1.5 cm) on each side.
- The print only — no frame or hanger included
- Premium matte paper, 200 gsm (80 lb) — thick, smooth and glare-free
- Ships rolled in a sturdy tube
- Responsibly sourced paper (FSC-certified or equivalent)
The truth behind the poster
- “Nothing above the floor is safe.”
- Counter surfing is just reach plus a good nose. A Great Dane standing on all fours can rest its chin on a kitchen counter, so food left at the edge is, from its side, food on a low table. Every successful raid teaches it to check again. Clear counters, and a reward for keeping four paws on the floor, work better than scolding afterwards.
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