PawOnInk Engineering · Good Boy, Model DH-1
Dachshund Patent Poster
A funny Dachshund poster: a wiener dog drawn as a vintage patent blueprint, with engineering notes on its badger-detecting nose, digging paws, fearless heart and a back that comes with a limited warranty.
Good Boy: Dachshund, Model DH-1
Nose: Badger detector. Also finds crumbs.
Ears: Floppy. Hear the treat bag, not the word “no.”
Heart: Fearless. Barks at dogs ten times its size.
Paws: Built to dig. Your garden too.
Tail: Pull-out handle.
Height: ankle level
Length: still loading
Back warranty: limited. Use the ramp, not the jump
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Size guide
- 12 × 18 in
- 30 × 46 cm — fits a shelf, desk wall or narrow spot
- 16 × 24 in
- 41 × 61 cm — the all-rounder for most walls
- 24 × 36 in
- 61 × 91 cm — a statement piece, classic movie-poster size
All sizes share the same 2:3 shape, so the artwork is never cropped.
Frames add about ½ in (1–1.5 cm) on each side.
- The print only — no frame or hanger included
- Premium matte paper, 200 gsm (80 lb) — thick, smooth and glare-free
- Ships rolled in a sturdy tube
- Responsibly sourced paper (FSC-certified or equivalent)
The truth behind the poster
- “Nose: Badger detector. Also finds crumbs.”
- Dachshunds were bred in Germany to follow badgers into their burrows, which explains the long body, the short strong legs and the courage. That same build puts strain on the spine: about one in four Dachshunds develops intervertebral disc disease. Keep them slim, use ramps instead of letting them jump off the sofa or bed, and lift them with one hand under the chest and one under the rear. Sudden back pain or wobbly hind legs needs a vet the same day.
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