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PawOnInk

Dog Patent Posters

Every good boy, drawn as a vintage blueprint, with the engineering notes nobody asked for.

Every dog is a marvel of engineering, if the engineer had a sense of humour. PawOnInk Engineering draws each breed as a vintage patent blueprint, white lines on blue, with dimension lines, close-ups of the nose and paw, and the notes that matter: the nose's real sensor count, what the ears can and cannot hear, and the off switch that was never found.

The notes are written by a veterinarian, so the jokes rest on real facts about each breed. Every poster is made to order in the USA on thick 200 gsm matte paper, as a poster, with a wooden hanger or ready to hang in a frame, and ships free.

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