Dog Patent Posters
Every good boy, drawn as a vintage blueprint, with the engineering notes nobody asked for.

Labrador Retriever Patent Poster
PawOnInk Engineering · Good Boy, Model LAB-1
From $29.00 · Free shipping

German Shepherd Patent Poster
PawOnInk Engineering · Good Boy, Model GSD-1
From $29.00 · Free shipping

Golden Retriever Patent Poster
PawOnInk Engineering · Good Boy, Model GR-1
From $29.00 · Free shipping

French Bulldog Patent Poster
PawOnInk Engineering · Good Boy, Model FB-1
From $29.00 · Free shipping

Dachshund Patent Poster
PawOnInk Engineering · Good Boy, Model DH-1
From $29.00 · Free shipping

Beagle Patent Poster
PawOnInk Engineering · Good Boy, Model BG-1
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Pembroke Welsh Corgi Patent Poster
PawOnInk Engineering · Good Boy, Model CG-1
From $29.00 · Free shipping

Siberian Husky Patent Poster
PawOnInk Engineering · Good Boy, Model HS-1
From $29.00 · Free shipping

Poodle Patent Poster
PawOnInk Engineering · Good Boy, Model PD-1
From $29.00 · Free shipping

Australian Shepherd Patent Poster
PawOnInk Engineering · Good Boy, Model AS-1
From $29.00 · Free shipping
Every dog is a marvel of engineering, if the engineer had a sense of humour. PawOnInk Engineering draws each breed as a vintage patent blueprint, white lines on blue, with dimension lines, close-ups of the nose and paw, and the notes that matter: the nose's real sensor count, what the ears can and cannot hear, and the off switch that was never found.
The notes are written by a veterinarian, so the jokes rest on real facts about each breed. Every poster is made to order in the USA on thick 200 gsm matte paper, as a poster, with a wooden hanger or ready to hang in a frame, and ships free.