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Pembroke Welsh Corgi Patent Poster

A funny Corgi poster: a Pembroke Welsh Corgi drawn as a vintage patent blueprint, with engineering notes on its satellite-dish ears, low-rider chassis, herding firmware and the famous corgi butt.

On the poster

Good Boy: Pembroke Welsh Corgi, Model CG-1

Nose: Floor-level scanner. Misses nothing.

Ears: Satellite dishes. Too big for the model.

Heart: Herding firmware. Will round up the children.

Paws: Short legs. Low-rider chassis.

Rear: The famous corgi butt. Wiggles.

Height: shin level

Length: one loaf

Herding mode: always on. Ankles at risk

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Size guide
12 × 18 in
30 × 46 cm — fits a shelf, desk wall or narrow spot
16 × 24 in
41 × 61 cm — the all-rounder for most walls
24 × 36 in
61 × 91 cm — a statement piece, classic movie-poster size

All sizes share the same 2:3 shape, so the artwork is never cropped.

Frames add about ½ in (1–1.5 cm) on each side.

  • The print only — no frame or hanger included
  • Premium matte paper, 200 gsm (80 lb) — thick, smooth and glare-free
  • Ships rolled in a sturdy tube
  • Responsibly sourced paper (FSC-certified or equivalent)
Printed in the USA — made to order and shipped free
Designed by a veterinarian
Made to order — no returns for change of mind. Arrives damaged? We'll reprint it free.

The truth behind the poster

“Nose: Floor-level scanner. Misses nothing.”
Pembroke Welsh Corgis were bred in Wales to herd cattle by nipping at their heels, low enough to duck under a kick. That instinct is still there, so many Corgis try to herd children and ankles; training and a daily job redirect it. Like Dachshunds, they carry a long back on short legs, so keep them lean, since extra weight strains the spine and joints. Corgis love food: measure meals and use ramps instead of letting them jump off furniture.

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