PawOnInk Engineering · Good Boy, Model CG-1
Pembroke Welsh Corgi Patent Poster
A funny Corgi poster: a Pembroke Welsh Corgi drawn as a vintage patent blueprint, with engineering notes on its satellite-dish ears, low-rider chassis, herding firmware and the famous corgi butt.
Good Boy: Pembroke Welsh Corgi, Model CG-1
Nose: Floor-level scanner. Misses nothing.
Ears: Satellite dishes. Too big for the model.
Heart: Herding firmware. Will round up the children.
Paws: Short legs. Low-rider chassis.
Rear: The famous corgi butt. Wiggles.
Height: shin level
Length: one loaf
Herding mode: always on. Ankles at risk
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Size guide
- 12 × 18 in
- 30 × 46 cm — fits a shelf, desk wall or narrow spot
- 16 × 24 in
- 41 × 61 cm — the all-rounder for most walls
- 24 × 36 in
- 61 × 91 cm — a statement piece, classic movie-poster size
All sizes share the same 2:3 shape, so the artwork is never cropped.
Frames add about ½ in (1–1.5 cm) on each side.
- The print only — no frame or hanger included
- Premium matte paper, 200 gsm (80 lb) — thick, smooth and glare-free
- Ships rolled in a sturdy tube
- Responsibly sourced paper (FSC-certified or equivalent)
The truth behind the poster
- “Nose: Floor-level scanner. Misses nothing.”
- Pembroke Welsh Corgis were bred in Wales to herd cattle by nipping at their heels, low enough to duck under a kick. That instinct is still there, so many Corgis try to herd children and ankles; training and a daily job redirect it. Like Dachshunds, they carry a long back on short legs, so keep them lean, since extra weight strains the spine and joints. Corgis love food: measure meals and use ramps instead of letting them jump off furniture.
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