PawOnInk Engineering · Good Boy, Model GSD-1
German Shepherd Patent Poster
A funny German Shepherd poster: a black-and-tan Shepherd drawn as a vintage patent blueprint, with engineering notes on its radar ears, police-grade nose, endless shedding and loyal heart.
Good Boy: German Shepherd, Model GSD-1
Nose: 225 million scent sensors. Police grade.
Ears: Radar array. Detects a car door two streets away.
Coat: Sheds twice a year. All year long.
Heart: Loyal to one person. Suspicious of the mail carrier.
Paws: Follows you to every room. Every. Room.
Tail: Bushy. Clears the table.
Height: sees over the fence
Length: one hallway, blocked
Shedding: continuous. Vacuum not included
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Size guide
- 12 × 18 in
- 30 × 46 cm — fits a shelf, desk wall or narrow spot
- 16 × 24 in
- 41 × 61 cm — the all-rounder for most walls
- 24 × 36 in
- 61 × 91 cm — a statement piece, classic movie-poster size
All sizes share the same 2:3 shape, so the artwork is never cropped.
Frames add about ½ in (1–1.5 cm) on each side.
- The print only — no frame or hanger included
- Premium matte paper, 200 gsm (80 lb) — thick, smooth and glare-free
- Ships rolled in a sturdy tube
- Responsibly sourced paper (FSC-certified or equivalent)
The truth behind the poster
- “Nose: 225 million scent sensors. Police grade.”
- German Shepherds have around 225 million scent receptors, which is why they are the classic police and search dog. Their double coat does "blow" heavily twice a year, but it sheds steadily in between, so brushing a few times a week is part of owning one. Bred to work closely with a handler, many Shepherds bond hard with one person and follow them from room to room.
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