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French Bulldog Patent Poster

A funny French Bulldog poster: a fawn Frenchie drawn as a vintage patent blueprint, with engineering notes on its bat ears, built-in snore module, stub tail and limited cooling system.

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Good Boy: French Bulldog, Model FB-1

Nose: Flat. Built-in snore module.

Ears: Bat type. Hears the fridge open. Always.

Heart: Clingy. Will follow you into the shower.

Paws: Built for sofa patrol, not stairs.

Tail: Stub. Wags the whole rear.

Height: 1 ft. Attitude: 6 ft.

Length: exactly one lap

Cooling system: limited. Keep out of the heat

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Size guide
12 × 18 in
30 × 46 cm — fits a shelf, desk wall or narrow spot
16 × 24 in
41 × 61 cm — the all-rounder for most walls
24 × 36 in
61 × 91 cm — a statement piece, classic movie-poster size

All sizes share the same 2:3 shape, so the artwork is never cropped.

Frames add about ½ in (1–1.5 cm) on each side.

  • The print only — no frame or hanger included
  • Premium matte paper, 200 gsm (80 lb) — thick, smooth and glare-free
  • Ships rolled in a sturdy tube
  • Responsibly sourced paper (FSC-certified or equivalent)
Printed in the USA — made to order and shipped free
Designed by a veterinarian
Made to order — no returns for change of mind. Arrives damaged? We'll reprint it free.

The truth behind the poster

“Nose: Flat. Built-in snore module.”
French Bulldogs are brachycephalic: the short, flat face that makes them so charming also narrows the airway. That is why so many snore, and why they overheat quickly, since dogs cool down mainly by panting. Keep walks short and cool in summer, use a harness instead of a collar, keep them slim, and ask your vet to check the airway; surgery helps the ones who struggle to breathe.

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