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PawOnInk Engineering · Good Boy, Model PD-1

Poodle Patent Poster

A funny Standard Poodle poster: a Poodle in its natural curly coat drawn as a vintage patent blueprint, with engineering notes on its treat-finding nose, bath-detecting ears, webbed paws and a coat that sheds little but costs a lot.

On the poster

Good Boy: Standard Poodle, Model PD-1

Nose: Found the treat stash. Opened it.

Ears: Curly. Hear the word “bath.” Then vanish.

Heart: Sensitive. Knows when you’re sad.

Paws: Webbed. Made for water retrieving.

Tail: Plume. Waves at everyone.

Height: 15 in. IQ: higher

Length: one grooming bill

Coat: low shed, high upkeep. Groom every 4–6 weeks

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Size guide
12 × 18 in
30 × 46 cm — fits a shelf, desk wall or narrow spot
16 × 24 in
41 × 61 cm — the all-rounder for most walls
24 × 36 in
61 × 91 cm — a statement piece, classic movie-poster size

All sizes share the same 2:3 shape, so the artwork is never cropped.

Frames add about ½ in (1–1.5 cm) on each side.

  • The print only — no frame or hanger included
  • Premium matte paper, 200 gsm (80 lb) — thick, smooth and glare-free
  • Ships rolled in a sturdy tube
  • Responsibly sourced paper (FSC-certified or equivalent)
Printed in the USA — made to order and shipped free
Designed by a veterinarian
Made to order — no returns for change of mind. Arrives damaged? We'll reprint it free.

The truth behind the poster

“Nose: Found the treat stash. Opened it.”
Poodles were bred in Germany as water retrievers: the name comes from the old German word for splashing, and the famous show clip once kept their joints warm in cold water. They are among the most intelligent breeds and need daily mental work, or they invent their own. The curly coat sheds very little but never stops growing, so plan on professional grooming every 4 to 6 weeks and brushing at home to prevent mats. Low shedding helps many allergy sufferers, but no dog is truly hypoallergenic.

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