PawOnInk Engineering · Good Boy, Model GR-1
Golden Retriever Patent Poster
A funny Golden Retriever poster: a Golden drawn as a vintage patent blueprint, with engineering notes on its tennis-ball nose, selective ears, feathered tail and a heart that has never met a stranger.
Good Boy: Golden Retriever, Model GR-1
Nose: Finds tennis balls lost since 2019.
Ears: Hears “walk” from upstairs. Does not hear “drop it.”
Heart: Has never met a stranger.
Paws: Muddy by design. Wipe on arrival.
Tail: Feathered. Wag speed: maximum.
Height: lap dog (self-declared)
Length: the whole couch
Sheds a second dog weekly. Brush daily
$29.00
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Size guide
- 12 × 18 in
- 30 × 46 cm — fits a shelf, desk wall or narrow spot
- 16 × 24 in
- 41 × 61 cm — the all-rounder for most walls
- 24 × 36 in
- 61 × 91 cm — a statement piece, classic movie-poster size
All sizes share the same 2:3 shape, so the artwork is never cropped.
Frames add about ½ in (1–1.5 cm) on each side.
- The print only — no frame or hanger included
- Premium matte paper, 200 gsm (80 lb) — thick, smooth and glare-free
- Ships rolled in a sturdy tube
- Responsibly sourced paper (FSC-certified or equivalent)
The truth behind the poster
- “Nose: Finds tennis balls lost since 2019.”
- Golden Retrievers were bred in the Scottish Highlands to bring back game from land and water, and they are still built to carry things and to please their people. That friendly nature is real: Goldens greet almost everyone as a friend, which makes them wonderful family dogs and poor guard dogs. Their double coat sheds all year, so daily brushing keeps the second dog off the couch.
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