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PawOnInk Engineering · Good Boy, Model LAB-1

Labrador Retriever Patent Poster

A funny Labrador poster: a yellow Lab drawn as a vintage patent blueprint, with engineering notes on its nose, ears, heart, webbed paws and otter tail.

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Good Boy: Labrador Retriever, Model LAB-1

Nose: 300 million scent sensors, all on snacks.

Ears: Hears a treat bag three rooms away. Does not hear “no.”

Heart: Loves everyone. Including burglars.

Paws: Webbed toes for swimming. Also for mud.

Tail: Otter type. Runs on praise.

Height: counter clearance

Length: exactly one couch

Off switch: not found. Feed before operating

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Size guide
12 × 18 in
30 × 46 cm — fits a shelf, desk wall or narrow spot
16 × 24 in
41 × 61 cm — the all-rounder for most walls
24 × 36 in
61 × 91 cm — a statement piece, classic movie-poster size

All sizes share the same 2:3 shape, so the artwork is never cropped.

Frames add about ½ in (1–1.5 cm) on each side.

  • The print only — no frame or hanger included
  • Premium matte paper, 200 gsm (80 lb) — thick, smooth and glare-free
  • Ships rolled in a sturdy tube
  • Responsibly sourced paper (FSC-certified or equivalent)
Printed in the USA — made to order and shipped free
Designed by a veterinarian
Made to order — no returns for change of mind. Arrives damaged? We'll reprint it free.

The truth behind the poster

“Nose: 300 million scent sensors, all on snacks.”
A dog's nose has around 300 million scent receptors, against about 6 million in ours, and Labradors put theirs to work mostly on food. The webbed toes and thick "otter" tail are real too: the breed was made to retrieve from cold water for fishermen in Newfoundland, which is why so many Labs still head straight for every lake and puddle.

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